Silly Saturday

Men are men.

And women are women.

They’re different and never will be the same.

It’s better to learn to live with the other.

Or just shoot ‘em.

Yeah. Just shoot ‘em with that Nerf gun.

That’ll be fun.

Now, RUN!!

Happy Weekend! Hope you’re laughing and enjoying it!

He who finds a wife finds a good thing,
And obtains favor from the Lord.

Proverbs 18:22

Funny Friday

It’s Friday.

Go ahead and throw a lemon.

Maybe one more.

Nope. Just go ahead and throw the whole bucket.

Just make sure it’s toward the juicer; so, he can make you some refreshing lemonade!

It’s Friday! Hope you’re laughing!

Enjoy your weekend!

See then that you walk circumspectly, not as fools but as wise, redeeming the time, because the days are evil.

Ephesians 5:15-16

Silly Saturday

Get that sugar out.

You’re gonna need more.

And a little more.

Nope. Not enough.


Oh, forget it. Give me the whole bag.

We’re pouring it all in!

Hope you’re laughing today! Enjoy your weekend!

And Sarah said, “God has made me laugh, and all who hear will laugh with me.”

Genesis 21:6

Funny Friday

Yeah, that’s right. We’re done.

I said it. It’s over.

And I won.

Wait. What?

What did you say?

Oh no not today, dude. It’s Friday.

We can’t have your mouth here today.

Here’s ya some tape to shut that trap…

Hope you’re laughing today! It’s Friday!

Enjoy your weekend!

(To everything there is a season)

A time to gain,
And a time to lose;
A time to keep,
And a time to throw away;

Ecclesiastes 3:7

Where Does Your Heart Go?

When you’re lonely and feel no one cares, where does your heart go?

When you’re afraid and search every corner for harm, where does your heart hide?

When you’re broken and believe not one could mend a shattered piece, where does your heart reach?

Run to the Only One who can love unconditionally.

Hide in the Shadow of the One who can defend.

Take comfort in the Only One who can heal a ravaged soul.

He is looking, and He sees the child He created.

He is lingering, and He adores you.

He is waiting, and He loves you.

One touch, one word, one moment in His presence…

Your heart will never be the same.

He heals the brokenhearted
And binds up their wounds.

Psalm 147:3

For a day in Your courts is better than a thousand. I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than dwell in the tents of wickedness. For the Lord God is a sun and shield; The Lord will give grace and glory; No good thing will He withhold
From those who walk uprightly.

Psalm 84:10-11

The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower. I will call upon the Lord, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies. The sorrows of death compassed me, and the floods of ungodly men made me afraid. The sorrows of hell compassed me about: the snares of death prevented me. In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple, and my cry came before him, even into his ears.

Psalm 18:2-6

Keep Walking Tall

No matter where you are on the trail, keep walking.

No matter how you feel, keep walking.

No matter who’s around, keep walking.

Just keep moving, keep going forward.

You can do this. You can make it.

Don’t worry about finishing first or finishing best.

Those things come in time.

Sometimes, you just need to focus on finishing.

Do it. And you’ll be glad you did.

But what things were gain to me, these I have counted loss for Christ. 8Yet indeed I also count all things loss for the excellence of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and count them as rubbish, that I may gain Christ

Philippians 3:7-8

For our citizenship is in heaven, from which we also eagerly wait for the Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body that it may be conformed to His glorious body, according to the working by which He is able even to subdue all things to Himself.

Philippians 3:20-21

Silly Saturday

Let it all hang out.

Or not.

Or maybe just a little.

No, not that much.

Goodness gracious, that’s too much.

This world can’t handle all that.

You better put it all back in, or they might chase you down and finally commit you.

Just keep in tucked away till you need it most.

Hope you’re laughing!

Enjoy your weekend!

Then David arose and fled that day from before Saul, and went to Achish the king of Gath. And the servants of Achish said to him, “Is this not David the king of the land? Did they not sing of him to one another in dances, saying: ‘Saul has slain his thousands, And David his ten thousands’?” Now David took these words to heart, and was very much afraid of Achish the king of Gath. So he changed his behavior before them, pretended madness in their hands, scratched on the doors of the gate, and let his saliva fall down on his beard. Then Achish said to his servants, “Look, you see the man is insane. Why have you brought him to me? Have I need of madmen, that you have brought this fellow to play the madman in my presence? Shall this fellow come into my house?”

1 Samuel 21:10-15

Funny Friday

Don’t worry. Saturday’s coming.

You will rest then.

But if not, just adopt this philosophy:

“You can sleep when you’re dead.”

Hope you’re laughing today.

Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend.

Therefore He says:

“Awake, you who sleep, arise from the dead,
and Christ will give you light.” See then that you walk circumspectly, not as fools but as wise, redeeming the time, because the days are evil.

Ephesians 5:14-16

When You Feel Small

All of us go through the struggle of feeling less than.

Less that perfect.

Less than amazing.

Less than good.

Less than we should be.

Never let those moments of low convince you to quit.

Never let those minutes of doubt persuade you to quit.

It’s natural. We’ve all been there.

But the great heroes in this world never let the failure consume them.

The courageous leaders we see never let the darkness overtake without lighting a match.

So, strike that wood. Let it spark.

And even if you have to blow in the embers,

Let the flame burn.

And keep standing taller.

You’ll eventually get there.

You can do this!

Not that I have already attained, or am already perfected; but I press on, that I may lay hold of that for which Christ Jesus has also laid hold of me. Brethren, I do not count myself to have apprehended; but one thing I do,forgetting those things which are behind and reaching forward to those things which are ahead, I press toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus.

Philippians 3:12-14

Breathe In Deep

Take a minute to breathe today.

Breathe in deep.

Breathe in the fresh air.

Breathe in peace and serenity.

Breathe in sanity.

Breathe in goodness and grace.

Take a minute and regroup from all the chaos.

You will see better.

You will hear better.

And you will live better.

Just breathe again, and let your mind be consumed with the beauty that is before you.

and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

Philippians 4:7